I’ve been waiting so long to find this.
sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”
my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket
YOU’RE NOT A CAT
YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT
*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.